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He swallows and furrows his brow, staring at the logo on Marco’s shirt as he tries to come up with a lie. Anything. Something official-sounding. “Jack off. Or something.” Dammit.

Smooth Jean. Real smooth. Favorite line from Boarwalk Blues by avoidingavoidance.

— 5 hours ago with 1 note
#avoidingavoidance  #boardwalk blues  #Jean Kirschstein  #marco bodt 

netdredging:

peep-toe-shoes:

tamirthegreat:

therighthandofdoomcpn:

boxwithlid:

livid-righteousness-badgers:

justdaps:

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

to quote Hal Jordan: “the fastest man alive was always late because he stopped to befriend the people he saved”

Barry Allen is a sweetheart

I don’t even read The Flash comics but this sounds so great :)

Flash goes fast enough to take a Nat20 on everything

(Source: ifuckinghatevideogames, via poisonedsaccharine)

— 9 hours ago with 190629 notes
#the flash  #barry allen  #i think  #i dunno  #maybe it's wally 

suaracatacat:

so today I cooked for the first time in my new place and as soon as i left to go pick up a fork tHE FUCKING POT LIT ON FIRE I KID YOU NOT THAT LITTLE SHIT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND THAT’S NOT FUCKING ALL, NO SIR, I WENT TO CHECK ON MY POTATOS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THIS AND SOME WATER SPILLED TO THE BURNER THING AND THE FUCKING POT SET ITSELF AFLAME YET AGAIN FUCKING SHIT MAN LIKE WHT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT FUCKING POT??? I AM SO DONE WITH THAT POT

reblogging because i forgot to mention that the goddamned kitchen is fucking electric and that there was no reason whatsoever for that god forsaken pot to lit itself aflame

— 10 hours ago with 1 note
#jesus christ  #I HATE THAT POT  #I WILL MELT YOU INTO LIGHTBRINGER  #A TINY ALUMINUM SWORD  #THAT BURSTS INTO FLAMES 

so today I cooked for the first time in my new place and as soon as i left to go pick up a fork tHE FUCKING POT LIT ON FIRE I KID YOU NOT THAT LITTLE SHIT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND THAT’S NOT FUCKING ALL, NO SIR, I WENT TO CHECK ON MY POTATOS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THIS AND SOME WATER SPILLED TO THE BURNER THING AND THE FUCKING POT SET ITSELF AFLAME YET AGAIN FUCKING SHIT MAN LIKE WHT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT FUCKING POT??? I AM SO DONE WITH THAT POT

— 11 hours ago with 1 note
#jesus  #i almost set the kitchen on fire in my first day here  #holy crap  #THAT POT  #I WILL MELT IT INTO A TINY ALUMINUM SWORD  #AND SEE IF IT CAN SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST THEN  #IT WILL BE NAMED LIGHTBRINGER  #LIKE STANNIS SWORD 

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

image

(Source: cliffordspunk, via laliachezo)

— 17 hours ago with 455399 notes
#wait what  #oxygen is killing us  #actually im reblogging for that phoebus image  #excellent image use 

cultofkimber:

franerys:

I’m crying.

just- just click play. trust me.

(via laliachezo)

— 18 hours ago with 46941 notes
#holy  #crap  #just  #just click play 
so yeah i did the selfie thing

so yeah i did the selfie thing

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#selfie